If I Were A Boy...

Hi girlies! 

Erin from Shades of Gray and a Pinch of Pink created this hilarious tag! This is her post. Here is my version!

I would be able to do more than one thing at once! For example while reading/texting/watching the tv/on the internet, I would be able to hear my girlfriend talk to me and be able to converse with her!

I would always put the toilet seat down!

I would also not talk about what happens in said toilet to a girl (because she does not want to know!)!

I would not find farting on a girl so hilariously funny!

I would be able to be serious at times rather than just find everything a joke.

I would not dance around naked after a shower, making a helicopter out of certain body parts. Boys, girlfriends do not want to see these things!

I would be confident about my body and most certainly would not stand in front of the mirror asking if I was fat. It really is only supposed to be girls that do this!

I would always be the big spoon!

I would love animals just as much as I do as a girl and would probably still talk baby talk to the cats! Real men love animals!

I would always remember if my girlfriend tells me something she would love to have and then make a list of them, so Christmas and birthday presents are easy!

I would definitely not mess around with a girl's heart.

I would not contradict myself and rules would be the same for girls and boys!

I would love football, but I would not be obsessed with it or let it rule my life!

I would hopefully know how to dress.

I would only drive manly cars, no girlie or crappy cars for me! No way!

Have you got anything to add of your own? 

Love, Jen x