Friday's Letters #1

So my first Friday's Letters post! I do love this! You should join in too!

Dear Flo, I do tell you everyday that you are getting fat and I'm sure you must know this too because you must notice your podgy belly in between your little legs! You also must notice that your sister Alice is staying a slim little dinky pussy cat, so please oh please will you stop miaowing at me every time you lay eyes on me demanding for more food! Oh but I do love you and your squidgy belly a lot! Dear Alice,  Can you please tell your podgy sister that she has to stop eating! If she does not she will explode! I cannot keep putting food down! To me you both eat the same amount so how can you be so slim, while Flo is growing a belly? Tell her in cat talk that she must stop this yelling and play with a toy so she can work off those pounds! Oh and I do love you also a lot! Dear Robert, you really are such a lovely boyfriend and I am super lucky to have you! You are oh so very good to me when my skin is rubbish and I really am too down to leave the house when I come home from work. I love that you will get me a wee treat (ice cream and sweets!) to brighten me up! Can we please hurry up and get our own flat? Love you! Dear Water,   can you please just taste nice so that I will drink a lot of you. I really must drink you to keep me hydrated, so if you tasted not like yucky water then I would! Thank you! Dear Bed, will you please stop breaking?! Pretty please? It is not very nice when I am asleep and then the slats fall off the place where they are supposed to rest upon and I wake up in a fright and have to get out of the warm cosiness and fix you! I would not say that I am particularly heavy and you always do it on my side rather than Roberts!? It would be good if you would just be a good strong bed and not be silly and flimsy! Thanks for nothing Ikea! Dear Summer, WHERE ARE YOU? I know I live in Scotland and we do get rain a lot, but at the moment we have thunder and lightning! Summer there is no need for this! Can we have some sun and warmth please?

I think that is enough letters for now! Really quite enjoyed writing that post! Hehe its good to vent and let your feelings out! Let me know if you do this and I shall read yours! Don't forget to go onto this blog, who started it all!

Love, Jen x